Is that a homeless woman or is that me in an outfit that probably scared my daughter so severely that she decided to crawl back up my womb and hide so that I never dress her like this.Dear Pepps,
I promise never to dress you like this. Maternity clothes are one of life's cruel jokes and chances are, if we play our family values cards right, I will no longer be choosing your wardrobe when you are in the family way. So, if you promise not to get pregnant before aged 12, I promise not to dress you like this.
Love,
Mom
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